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Tuesday 23 September 2014

Just support the team


Forget the statistics. Statistics are for commentators and pundits, of which we are neither. I am fed up of people spouting out stats with authority. That’s not our job.

Our job, as supporters, is to support.

Alan Pardew is a man who carries himself with a certain dignity. Now, I know some people will strongly disagree with that statement, but, with all the hatred piled his way, it must take a certain kind of person to still applaud the fans at the beginning of a match, despite him being acutely aware of the protests some of them are making against him.

He has an owner who lets him hang in public (anger and all), he has a public (the fans), who is gunning for him and attacking him at every opportunity and a set of players who have not come out to the fans and apologised for their dismal performances, especially the one against Southampton. Whether Pardew and his coaching staff have told the players not to speak out, I do not know, but, I would not be surprised. In his interviews, the manager has taken the pressure off the players. However, some would argue that this could be his undoing, by letting them get away with too many poor displays.

As for the protests against Pardew, they appeared as futile as the ideas behind them. The real villain of the piece, in my opinion and for reasons I have already stated in this blog, is Mike Ashley.

And herein lies the dilemma for Newcastle fans:

Mike Ashley is a businessman, not a football man. In order to hurt him, we have to hit him in the pocket and to not attend matches or to buy shirts. But, NUFC fans are a proud lot and will never miss the opportunity to see their heroes play and so, will pay to see matches and will buy their shirts with pride. And on and on we’ll go.

Can we talk about football now?

The match against Hull showed the Jekyll and Hyde sides of Newcastle United. Good build-up play with flat finishes in the first half, before two good strikes put us two down. The roar and the passion of the fans driving the team towards a climax that Papiss Cisse has come to know quite well in his time on Tyneside.

Two goals in the last twenty minutes, along with a respectful dedication to Jonas Gutierrez (who, this week, it was announced was fighting testicular cancer), shows that Cisse, despite his frequent goal droughts, has bought into Newcastle United. At the moment, he is probably the closest we can get to having a fan on the pitch.

Hopefully, his two goals against Hull City will spark a resurgence in his, and the team’s, form. No disrespect to Riviere, but, with an experienced spearhead that can capitalise on the efforts of Cabella, Sissoko, Colback and Goufrann, Newcastle could soon be heading in the right direction.

Saturday 13 September 2014

I didn’t watch the match. I only saw the final score.

A couple of weeks ago, I stated that I believe Alan Pardew will not be sacked as NUFC manager in the nearby future.

I would now like to retract that statement.

Yes, as a businessman, I think that Mike Ashley will get his money’s worth out of Pardew and that means not pulling the trigger until he thinks it is totally necessary But, the pressure was mounting, even before today’s drubbing at the hands of Southampton.

 Ashley’s declaration this week that he will not sell the club could be met with either the despair that he and Pardew are not looking to leave any time soon or with the dreamer’s approach that he is willing to strengthen the club and not just his bank balance.

 Whichever way you look at it, it’s interesting to note that Ashley’s insistence on quashing any rumours that he was going to sell, when he usually stays silent.

 As for Pardew, I recently argued that no other manager would be willing to take the job and work under the same strenuous conditions (both from his employers and the club’s fans) that he works under. Apart from, perhaps, David Moyes.

 Should Pardew be shown the exit, Moyes is only person I can think of that who could replace him in the that he could please both Ashley and, to a certain extent, the fans. Not to disregard his time at Man U (for it is that that will put other teams off), but, his record at Everton demonstrates he can build a team on a budget and get them to a decent position in the league.

 The cons are that, in some respects, he is a lot like Pardew: not sure what to do with substitutions, no plan B and no real ‘footballing philosophy’ to speak of a la Messrs Rodgers and Martinez.

It may not be the fairest thing to sack Pardew (after all, the players must shoulder some of the responsibility), but, should he go, Moyes has to be the one to replace him. If anyone else was willing to take the chance, the oft-named ‘poisoned chalice’, to manage Newcastle, it will undoubtedly be someone of a weaker calibre or a complete curve-ball. Joe Kinnear, anyone?

 But, for now, it’s Pardew who’s in charge, facing Hull at home. A winnable match that has turned into a must-win match.

 It does irk me that, out of the opening four matches of the season – should we disregard the opening day defeat to Man City – we have had three winnable matches and, where do we sit? Right at the bottom of the table.

 As with anything at NUFC, you never know what is around the corner, but, it certainly feels as though, with Pardew under the microscope, the pendulum has now swung from it being a case of ‘if’ to ‘when’ he will no longer be our manager.

Tuesday 2 September 2014

Mr Ashley


The day after Transfer Deadline Day and, okay, some aren’t happy.
And, yes, the jokes on social media about getting someone (a striker or a centre-back) ‘over the line’ turned to frustration and now, to the oh-so-familiar screams of “Pardew out!”

But, those who debate and argue and despair at signings (or lack of, with 31st August in mind), tactics and so-called lies, with respect, are missing the point.
So long as there are, at least, 18 months on his contract, Pardew isn’t going anywhere.

The big issue is Mike Ashley. WARNING! The contradicting thoughts that follow are being thrown down as they come to me and, no doubt, in the future, there will be a post that includes all the reverse points of view:

A part of me thinks, that, when it comes to owners, it might be a case of better the devil you know than the devil you don’t. And, would everyone be happy with a new owner? I doubt it.

But, on the other hand, this cannot go on. The hierarchy, with their only communication coming through one Alan Pardew, forces us, the fans, to argue amongst ourselves, while they laugh at us.

The protests, chants and marches didn’t work for the simple reason that people will still support NUFC and, in doing so, will still put money in Ashley’s pocket.
 But, on a personal level, I must admit that, whenever I do climb down from the fence and feel that I want Ashley out, it’s because I am fed up of everyone going on about it. When was the last time you spoke to someone about our club and actually mentioned a match, a goal or a player?
 This has got to stop.

The unfortunate thing is that, with this admission, Newcastle United feels like it is not our club anymore. But, it is. I agree with the spirit behind the marches and walk-outs and the “What is a club?” quote from Bobby Robson has been repeated with the same passion as the great man’s original statement, and rightfully so. But, it is this quote, from another Newcastle legend that I will end with and one that directly concerns the current owner:

“They [Mike Ashley and associates] are not the football club. They are just the custodians who are in for a few years. It might be five, ten or six. But, Newcastle United will go on after Mike Ashley.”

                                                                                                                                Kevin Keegan

No one’s going to like this, but, we’ve just got to be patient.  

Monday 1 September 2014

7 minutes? Warnock time.

Newcastle United 3 Crystal Palace 3 I watch the Crystal Palace match at a social club, whilst sitting next to one of those fans we’ve all met before. So irritated by every little thing and who spouts out nothing but nonsense throughout the 90 minutes. “Bring Shola back, eh?” From the 2nd minute, at 1-0 down, until the 37th, when Janmaat became the unlikely first toon goal scorer of the season, it was great to watch Newcastle play with a sense of urgency. Yes, the final third was lacking somewhat, most of the many corners we took barely caused Palace any problems and whatever link-up Pardew had planned (as well as what I had hoped for) between de Jong and Riviere did not come together. But, we still pressed and I caught myself thinking that, perhaps going 1-0 down with only 30 seconds on the clock might not have been such a bad thing. “Shoot!” my viewing partner shouted at Jack Colback, who duly obliged and aimed for row Z. The second half, again, wasn’t free-flowing stuff from either side, but, it was entertaining. It was another sucker-punch when Jason Puncheon drilled home Palace’s second, to put them back in front, but the introduction of Rolando Aarons was a great move from the manager. With all the signings NUFC have made over the summer, it is this young lad from the academy who had looked the most promising in pre-season. In this match, he lived up to that promise. He introduced fresh impetus to NUFC’s play, even though the man next to me hadn’t heard of him, stating that Gutierrez might as well have come on. As for the rest of the match, with Mike Williamson putting us in front and Wilfried Zaha pulling them level in the 5th minute of the remarkable 7 that were given (I still don’t know where they came from), it did leave a horrible taste in the mouth. With a few hours to reflect, I think a draw was probably the fairest result. But, I also feel that, despite only having 2 points from the opening three matches (two of which were, on paper, winnable), this match did feel like a nod towards more the entertaining days of Newcastle United Football Club. Or am I just being unrealistic? Whatever you think, the bloke next to me got one thing right: “With Newcastle, it’s never smooth running. It’s always up and down”. True, and, don’t we just love it?